I walked down the parking lot ramp and did my best to act like I knew where I was going. As a bigger dude, I stick out more than most people, so I've found it best to walk briskly and act like I know exactly where I'm going and my plan when I get there. You see, if you're a guy of girth and are seen lumbering your way along a sidewalk or hallway, you're instantly labeled as someone who struggles with the little details in life; like long division and clothes matching.
Just as I was about to round the corner, the security guard came barreling out of the guard house (or turret hut, depending on how dangerous you want this story to sound). Standing about 20 feet from me, he boasted a huge grin and waved to me like I do to the Fogo de Cao servers when I flip my dial back to "green."
He was standing/stumbling at my 3:00 and, given my innate self-awareness levels (borderline secret service level) I knew he was motioning to me and, clearly, we knew each other.
Now, he wasn't a large man, but he most certainly was a fellow guy of girth, only of the shorter variety. I turned, smiled big and waved to my fellow Garfield the Cat fan. By the time my 6'6" wingspan had reached almost the top of the parking garage, that's when I realized something; but it was too late. You see, my local husky Miami Vice wasn't waving to me. Not even close. As if in slow motion, my hand raised to the ceiling, I turned back left to see two women walking my direction. Our paths were not only about to cross, but I was about to run over them.
The women, not nearly as excited to see this parking lot Tom Selleck, waved back at this man and gave me the oddest look as I stealthfully avoided going Office Linebacker on them.
I had done what we all do from time to time, but you see, for those of you who have never purcashed a XXL shirt or taken buffet food to go, you don't realize the struggle us bigger folk endure. You see, if you're five foot nothing and can't turn off the air bag sensor when you ride shotgun, then your errant wave makes little to no impression -- allowing you to escape the situation unscathed. But for the rest of us, it's a show stopper. Between the tall reach and the 24/7 arm pit stains, guys of girth cannot evade the situation without either an explanation or some self-depricating humor.
So, people of less girth -- do us big dudes a solid and act like you know us the next time you wave through us. Please understand our confusion; when you're such eye candy as we are, we get the smiles and waves a lot.
Bram Orrie
HOW I RECOVER $850 FROM FAKE INVESTMENT BROKER ONLINE
I’m grateful to THE HACK ANGELS RECOVERY EXPERT for helping me recover my stolen Bitcoin. After losing funds to a fake platform, I felt hopeless. I am deeply grateful for their support. If you have fallen victim to a Bitcoin scam or any other form of cryptocurrency fraud, don’t give up. Reach out to THE HACK ANGELS RECOVERY EXPERT Contact:
WhatsApp +1(520)200-2320
Email at support@thehackangels.com
Website at www.thehackangels.com
If you’re in London, you can even visit them in person at their office located at 45-46 Red Lion Street, London WC1R 4PF, UK.
Mike Reno
Want Nembutal pentobarbital,Fentanyl,Tramadol WhatsApp: +447401473736
We are reliable and trusted vendors of Nembutal (Pentobarbital Sodium).We have established an excellent reputation over the years by providing our customers with excellent quality/ purity Nembutal. We offer pleasant and professional shipping experience with 100% discreet packaging and delivery worldwide. Our warehouse is unlimited. We sell Nembutal in Liquid form(50ml, 100ml, 250ml bottles)and in powder form ranging from 25g,50g,100g, etc. If you are looking to buy Nembutal Online, do not look any further. We have provided the safest and most accurate methods to buy Nembutal online and our service can be offered worldwide. Distance is not a barrier when ordering from us. We continuously invest in our service and upgrade on a daily basis to meet up with the demands of our customers. For your orders and more information you can reach us in the various ways listed below.
We offer a wide variety of pharmaceutical products that contain almost everything you need. Fast and discreet shipping quality 100% guaranteed, Express by UPS, FedEx, EMS with tracking number, no receipt required.
Ant-anxiety
Chronic Pain
Seizures
Depression
Migraines
Arthritis
Killing Cancer
Epilepsy
Post Traumatic stress
Disorder(pstd)
Diabetes
Crohn’s Disease
Gout
Pain relief
Glaucoma
Opiod Dependence
Treating Alcohol Abuse
WhatsApp:+447401473736
Text:+447401473736
Telegram: @Ranko3222
Note: we ship Nembutal 100% discreetly and expedited all over the world and we have a returns policy that offers our customers maximum satisfaction. We are available 24 hours a day to answer all your questions and also show you samples as long as you prove to be serious customer.
We are determined to give truly painful people real hope and lasting rest. We sell Nembutal powder and Nembutal Solution(Injectable). Simply indicate your age and weight, we will be able to provide you with exact information on price, delivery and payment.
When you order Nembutal online from us, we keep a close eye on details. We want to be sure of the dosage that will certainly be effective. You can purchase Nembutal online without any prescription and collect the shipped package without having to sign any papers. Shipping and delivery usually take a maximum of 3 days. All you have to do is provide some health related facts (for dosage estimates)
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Heather Delaney
Let me be honest-I’m so happy right now, It is amazing how quickly Dr. Excellent brought my husband back to me. My name is Heather Delaney. I married the love of my life Riley on 10/02/15 and we now have two beautiful girls Abby & Erin, who are conjoined twins, that were born 07/24/16. My husband left me and moved to be with another woman. I felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. I tried to be strong just for the kids but I could not control the pains that tormented my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because I was really in love with my husband. I have tried many options but he did not come back, until i met a friend that directed me to Dr. Excellent a spell caster, who helped me to bring back my husband after 11hours. Me and my husband are living happily together again, This man is powerful, contact Dr. Excellent if you are passing through any difficulty in life or having troubles in your marriage or relationship, he is capable of making things right for you. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to work with the best spell caster. Here his contact. Call/WhatsApp him at: +2348084273514 "Or email him at: Excellentspellcaster@gmail.com ,For more information visit his website:https://drexcellentspellcaster.godaddysites.com
Heather Delaney
I’m so happy right now, It is amazing how quickly Dr. Excellent brought my husband back to me. My name is Heather Delaney. I married the love of my life Riley on 10/02/15 and we now have two beautiful girls Abby & Erin, who are conjoined twins, that were born 07/24/16. My husband left me and moved to be with another woman. I felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. I tried to be strong just for the kids but I could not control the pains that tormented my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because I was really in love with my husband. I have tried many options but he did not come back, until i met a friend that directed me to Dr. Excellent a spell caster, who helped me to bring back my husband after 11hours. Me and my husband are living happily together again, This man is powerful, contact Dr. Excellent if you are passing through any difficulty in life or having troubles in your marriage or relationship, he is capable of making things right for you. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to work with the best spell caster. Here his contact. Call/WhatsApp him at: +2348084273514 "Or email him at: Excellentspellcaster@gmail.com ,For more information visit his website:https://drexcellentspellcaster.godaddysites.com
Evanise Francisco
HIRE THE HACK ANGELS // A CERTIFIED CRYPTOCURRENCY RECOVERY EXPERT
A few months ago, I found myself in a precarious situation when I fell victim to a deceptive trading platform. I lost £730,000 to a fraudulent cryptocurrency investment broker. I was scammed multiple times by individuals who promised to recover my lost funds but only added to my distress. I was devastated. I reached a point where I was unsure if there was any hope left. It was then that I confided in a close friend who noticed my struggle and offered to help. He introduced me to a crypto recovery group known as THE HACK ANGELS RECOVERY EXPERT. The expert team worked tirelessly to trace and retrieve my funds, they focused on helping individuals and businesses recover their lost or stolen assets. The team’s expertise in utilising cutting-edge technology and industry knowledge to track and locate stolen assets, if you are a victim and need your funds returned, use any of the details below:
WhatsApp (+1(520)200-2320
Email at support@thehackangels.com
Website at www.thehackangels.com
They helped me regain my peace of mind in addition to returning my cryptocurrency back to my wallet.